As you have no doubt already gathered from the quality level (or lack thereof) demonstrated in the title of this blog, I find myself greatly fatigued and in a state of mental lethargy, a conditition that I blame in large part on the (relative) lateness of the hour. Nevertheless, after a heated internal debate, I managed to convince myself (a time-consuming process requiring considerable effort and energy) that I must at some point decide to "kick off" my blogging career, so to speak. Because of recent and current events, I have refrained from posting on my blog since its creation and have instead opted to allocate my little free time to other (not necessarily any more productive) activities. I bet you won't read this. How do I get into college? However, I finally decided that I must start at some point and that this particular night lacked no significant qualities enjoyed by others for this beginning.
This post constitutes my first real blogging experience and, as such, I remain ignorant of the many wisdoms no doubt contained in this form of communication. I must therefore rely on the rest of the responsible blogging community to guide me through the preliminary steps. I assume, despite the claim to the contrary made by one of you, that you do not take pleasure in reading long and verbose rants on topics for which you care not. However, nor do I believe that you wish to dedicate your time to the examination of boring blogs with little content (I hope that this post does not qualify as one). Seeing as only the need to make some use of my blog motivated me to write this post, I find myself with little of substance left to say. Let me know what you think!
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You could have said that in 25 words. I wouldn't choose concise writing as one of your strengths. :P
ReplyDeleteHowever, I am very impressed that you actually posted something, and hope to see a continuation of this trend into the future.
I read it =P
ReplyDeleteAgree with Eric, though this is your writing style in general methinks
I stand by what I said.......long rants, as long as they are not ridiculous (and trust me, your rants are not) are perfectly readable.
"I bet you won't read this. How do I get into college?"
ReplyDeletethis post made me chuckle, because it is ludicrously verbose.
=P
ReplyDeleteOh and congrats on your first post. you should post more often.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I am increasing the comment count on this post! wooohoo!
I thank God, or *insert cosmological belief here*, that my pathetic attempts at concealed humor do not remain unobserved at least by Luke!
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